Premium Non-Entrance Solutions
Welcome to Not A Real Door, where every door is proudly nonfunctional. No hinges to squeak, no drafts to seal, no places to go. Pure vibes, zero throughput.
Today’s Best-Selling Not-Doors
- The Quantum Maybe — looks open, looks closed, never changes state when you check.
- Schrödingate — a doorway that exists only when the cat observes it.
- Mobius Entry — walk through it and arrive slightly more confused in the same spot.
- Airlock Plus — an airlock that leads to higher quality air, then more air.
- 2D Classic — a door painted on the wall with museum-grade stubbornness.
- USB-C Door — insert self either way, it still does not fit the conference room.
How Our Not-Doors Improve Your Life
- Install: Place on a wall. Any wall. Especially walls with nowhere to be.
- Admire: Enjoy instant privacy that was already there.
- Brag: Tell guests your building has incredible security. Nothing gets through because nothing can.
Ready To Upgrade To Nowhere
Browse the Projects page to see prototypes that refuse to budge, or say hi on the Contact page.