Our Greatest Non-Openings
We prototype doorish things that proudly refuse passage. Below are a few fan favorites and R&D curios.
Catalog
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The Quantum Maybe
State-of-the-art indeterminate entry. Observers disagree about whether it is ajar, but all agree it will not let you through.
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Schrödingate
Contains a probability field. Some customers reported having glimpsed a corridor. Others saw a blank wall. All remain uneasy.
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Mobius Entry
One-sided elegance. Step through to experience a gentle, time-neutral feeling of déjà-vu.
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2D Classic
Museum-grade paint. Looks convincingly like a door. Does not work as one. Compliments guaranteed.
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Airlock Plus
Filters out commitment. Perfect for offices that need a plausible threshold but not the responsibility.
R & D Corner
Our lab experiments include texture-based illusion, handle ergonomics that suggest but do not promise, and acoustic clues that hint at a forbidden other side.
Open Source Experiments
We publish schematics for imaginary hinges on GitHub. Contributions welcome from those who like to tinker and those who like to not go anywhere.
Try a prototype
Visit the Contact page to express interest. We do not ship open doors, but we do ship lively descriptions.